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27 British Things That Confused The Hell Out Of Australians In 2015

Are the Scottish OK?

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3. What the fuck is a parmo though?

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Parma > parmo.


7. How do you grow such hot Longbottoms?

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10. How superior do you still feel about the Ashes?

We're receiving reports of Aussies in trouble...👮 #Ashes2015


13. So uh, what's with your newspaper headlines?

It's all kicking off in South Croydon.

14. Seriously though...?

It's all kicking off in Bexhill

15. Can you please explain this?

A man just walked past @romillyweeks with a dead squirrel live on ITV News



18. What... does this mean?

Dae u ever git that smell that u can only describe as 'ootside' like someone comes in the house from outside n ur like 'u smell of ootside'

19. Are the Scottish OK?

A boy at avicii telt me his dad died cos of MDMA and when the beat dropped he was proper crying his eyes out shoutin "ma dad died for this"


26. We know tea is important to you and all, but isn't this a tad dangerous?

27. And you know this isn't a scorcher... right?

If you think today's a scorcher, you should see what's in store for tomorrow... Jo #heatwave