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Taylor Swift Is In Australia And Everyone Has Lost Their Goddamn Minds

Australia, stop, you're getting embarrassing.

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As we all know by now, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston landed in Australia on July 8.

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Hiddleston is here to film the latest Thor movie.

Since then, Australia has basically proved it has zero chill.

Hollywood couple Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddlestone spend the day settling in on the Gold Coast. #Hiddleswift #9News

First there was "Tay Tay Cam"...

.@taylorswift13 and @twhiddleston arriving in Sydney. #Hiddleswift #7News https://t.co/BEGfdKSfVL

Please enjoy this 1.17 minute video of a Qantas plane landing.

(Literally why are we acting like this is the first time we've seen two celebrities walk through an airport?)

Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift Sydney airport #sun7 https://t.co/ofpoJzz1EN

Then there was regular "Swift Watch" updates on all news and radio stations.

Have you seen Taylor Swift? OR do you have any idea where she might be? 👀 #SwiftWatch #JimmyAndNath #Nova

The couple went from Sydney to the Gold Coast. How crazy.

And then, Hiddleston was accosted on his run, where he awkwardly tried to avoid answering any questions to do with Swift.

Guys! We're meant to be a chilled out country! Act cool, goddamn it.
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Guys! We're meant to be a chilled out country! Act cool, goddamn it.

Just feel that awkwardness.

I know it's exciting, but it's not exactly Prince William and Kate Middleton, or more importantly, Prince George.
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I know it's exciting, but it's not exactly Prince William and Kate Middleton, or more importantly, Prince George.

Please, Australia, I'm begging you, it's time to calm down.

YES. Take a bow Gold Coast Bulletin. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #Hiddleswift

Otherwise Swift may be scarred for life and never come back.