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27 Of The Funniest Election Tweets

"Australian politics is a real sausage fest."

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Nine's election animation gimmick: Tara Brown springs from a van & drags the unsuccessful candidate away #auspol #ausvotes

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Hmmm. Let's zoom in and enhance on that ballot #ausvotes

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Neville stood, entonged and aproned, at the Bunnings carpark barbecue, a tear on his cheek. Nobody wanted his sizzle today. Nobody.

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australian politics is a real sausage fest

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ha! political tweets!! great stuff!!!.... if u are a Nerd

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Looks like the young Libs have FINALLY nailed their cloning technology

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Pauline. Pauline. Pauliiiine. Paaaauliiine. #electionsongs

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[Good Charlotte voice] I JUST WANNA VOTEEEE

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If you're disenfranchised with tomorrows options just draw in an extra box titled #PrimeChinister, I'm sure it's legally binding #ausvotes.

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i vote not just to keep the monarchy but to intstall harambe as our new immortal living God-King of legend #ausvotes

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Very brave of Scomo to appear on TV tonight after all that bigotry and hatred he's received because of his religious views #ausvotes

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[adam sandler voice] double dis-a-lay-he-hooo

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Voting is easy. Ask yourself "what would Alan Jones or Andrew Bolt do"? Then do the opposite. #ausvotes

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I'm suspicious of any voting system that doesn't use 3-2-1 votes. #ausvotes

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Australia - the only place where a hash tag about a sausage sandwich is out trending the federal election!!! #snagvotes #ausvotes

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I'm not blaming shorten for eating that sausage wrong, what kind of sociopath puts a sausage in a crusty roll

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Can't believe Bill Shorten eats the biscuit part of the Maxibon first, which is the incorrect way to eat a Maxibon.

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About to vote. But the sausage sizzle has already shut down. I mean, what's the point? Democracy is dead. #ausvotes

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me (feminist, smart): tanya plibersek is the spice girls

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PLEBISCLICE πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ» Hastings Public School in Port Macquarie by @VallentineAmy #ausvotes

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I’m gasping I can’t breathe

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Four men huddle around their iPads, wondering where their lives went wrong #ausvotes

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My final thoughts: 1. I am concerned about the Australian relationship with bread 2. I am now craving one of these moronic sandwiches