The Stages Of A Night Out, As Told By The Real Housewives
"Let's talk trash and have fun!"
When you're very prepared for the night ahead.
And you know exactly what you're in for.
Because, really, what else are weekends for.
When everything at pre drinks is going according to plan.
When you're really feeling your look.
When someone reveals something juicy in a round of "Never Have I Ever".
And when the conversation inevitably turns to sex.
When that one friend says something completely outlandish and made up about their lives.
And they just... keep going.
When you start getting a little tipsy and send Snapchat stories that look something like this.
When the peer-pressure really starts up.
When someone can't handle their booze intake.
When your friends drunkenly bring up an uncomfortable topic.
And when that one friend who always gets emotional after a few glasses of wine, starts tearing up.
When you're at the bar and trying to scope out a suitable hottie.
When someone decides you're going to the seediest club so you set appropriate goals.
When you hit the first club but you're not fully drunk enough to really let go on the dance floor.
But a few tequila shots later you're definitely ready.
When you see your ex at the club and you're just not even dealing.
When you've had enough dancing and your mind starts thinking of some other enjoyable things.
When you're praying your fave kebab shop is still open.
When you decide it's finally time to call it a night.
And when you wake up the next morning, battling hard, and vow to never do it again.
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