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The Stages Of A Night Out, As Told By The Real Housewives

"Let's talk trash and have fun!"

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1. When you're very prepared for the night ahead.

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2. And you know exactly what you're in for.

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3. Because, really, what else are weekends for.

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4. When everything at pre drinks is going according to plan.

For now at least.
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For now at least.

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5. When you're really feeling your look.

6. When someone reveals something juicy in a round of "Never Have I Ever".

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7. And when the conversation inevitably turns to sex.

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8. When that one friend says something completely outlandish and made up about their lives.

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9. And they just... keep going.

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10. When you start getting a little tipsy and send Snapchat stories that look something like this.

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11. When the peer-pressure really starts up.

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12. When someone can't handle their booze intake.

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13. When your friends drunkenly bring up an uncomfortable topic.

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14. And when that one friend who always gets emotional after a few glasses of wine, starts tearing up.

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15. When you're at the bar and trying to scope out a suitable hottie.

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16. When someone decides you're going to the seediest club so you set appropriate goals.

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17. When you hit the first club but you're not fully drunk enough to really let go on the dance floor.

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18. But a few tequila shots later you're definitely ready.

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19. When you see your ex at the club and you're just not even dealing.

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20. When you've had enough dancing and your mind starts thinking of some other enjoyable things.

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21. When you're praying your fave kebab shop is still open.

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22. When you decide it's finally time to call it a night.

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23. And when you wake up the next morning, battling hard, and vow to never do it again.

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