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19 Of The Worst Things That Ever Happened In Primary School

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1. Failing to get your pen license.

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2. Tangling your light up Yo-Yo so badly it was beyond fixable.

3. Accidentally killing your Tamagotchi.

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4. Getting caught in "What's The Time Mr Wolf?"

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5. Cutting the sides of your mouth on Zooper Doopers.

6. Or trying to push your Sunnyboy up, and having it fall right out.

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7. Going for a drink at the bubbler on a hot day, and experiencing the water come out so bloody warm.

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8. Going to the sports shed at lunch, only to find out the item you wanted to borrow has already gone.

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Where's my goddamn Hula Hoop?!

9. Having your teacher make a new seating arrangement and not being placed near any of your friends.

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10. Dressing the exact same as someone else during Book Week.

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11. Covering your books then realising they're full of bubbles from the contact.

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12. Playing this game and not getting a good result with your crush.

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13. Buying a paddlepop and having it melt all over your uniform during summer.

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14. Burning your bum on the hot (p)leather seats of the school bus in the afternoon.

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15. Playing games at recess or lunch, and falling over on the goddamn asphalt.

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16. Finally getting some momentum during Double Dutch skipping, then fucking it up.

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17. Being put on rubbish duty if you did something bad in class.

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18. Singing the national anthem during assembly and having to endure that one teacher belting it out, louder than anybody else.

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19. And of course, forgetting your hat and not being allowed on the playground.