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An Open Letter To The Cafés That Insist On Using Brioche Buns

You need to just not.

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Hello all cafés and restaurants that are obsessed with brioche buns...

Take a seat. We need to talk.

Disney

It's time to let the brioche bun go.

NBC

Cull it. Throw it away. SEND IT HOME.

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Cartoon Network

Because whoever the fuck came up with pairing the delightful bacon and egg combo with a brioche bun is so, so WRONG.

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IT NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM DOES IT TASTE BETTER ON BRIOCHE.

Fox Searchlight Pictures

Your solid, staple hamburger? Always a great dinner option. UNTIL IT COMES WITH BRIOCHE.

No hamburger has ever been improved by a brioche bun.

Why, oh why are we mixing our classic savoury faves with something that tastes like a doughnut that went wrong?

Disney

I never asked for my chicken burger with a side of EXTRA SUGAR.

Warner Bros. Television

Even brioche has no fucking idea which food group it belongs with.

instagram.com

Burgers? Dessert? WHAT?!

It's time to face the cold, hard truth. You need to bid farewell to all the excessive brioche.

Please stop giving me Brioche buns on my burgers! I hate it, it's savory not sweet. #thanks

Brioche buns. You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Disney