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18 Things People With An All-Black Wardrobe Will Relate To

No, I'm not trying to be goth.

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1. People are constantly asking if you're OK.

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2. As well as why you wear so much black.

3. "Are you trying to be goth?"

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4. "You know the Emo scene died out right?"

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5. Your mother or grandmother not-so-subtly suggest you brighten up your wardrobe.

6. And when you're shopping with them, they pull out all the colourful clothes in a desperate bid to get you to try them on.

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But you won't.

7. So you just go shopping by yourself. And it tends to look a little like this:

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8. Except sometimes you branch out and add a touch of grey or white to your wardrobe.

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9. You look up to celebrities who totally pull off the all black look.

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10. This speaks to you on a spiritual level.

11. People think there's always a reason why you're wearing so much black.

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No, I'm not trying to look "slimmer" can I live?!

12. And often people will comment with "You look so washed out!"

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13. So your closet may be ~dark~ but it's filled with all the essentials.

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And some colours.

14. You even tend to buy just black underwear...

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15. ... and shoes.

16. And if you accidentally spill stuff on black clothes, it's a lot less obvious.

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So take that.

17. More than anything you get judged in summer.

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Black is so not sunny and fun you guys.

18. But you don't really care, because you know black is your shade and you'll continue rocking it.

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