You actually see no new releases anymore because you can't stand going back to your workplace.
In the rare case you cave and go to a movie, you feel the urge to clean up after everyone when it finishes.
You can no longer stomach the smell or taste of popcorn.
You start to lose faith in humans cleanliness every day you have to work.
Every time someone complains about prices, it gets harder to hold your emotions in check.
And sometimes it takes all your strength not to use a choc-top as a weapon.
You start to not-so-secretly judge people for their movie choices.
The novelty of drinking free coke wore off a while ago.
You can't even pretend to smile when every second person actually forgets what movie they came to see.
Because whatever idiot coined the phrase 'There's no such thing as stupid questions' is so very very wrong.
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