We know you. Maybe a little too well.
“That’s like a kidney stone in his ear!"
"It's like someone is gently skinning me alive."
We need to get this off our plates — literally and figuratively.
"I hide my bloody tampons in public places."
Haaaaaave you seen ANY other show?
Not afraid of little holes? You will be.
"I'm kinda drunk, I don't even know what happened."
Crabs, crabs, millions of motherfucking crabs.
It’s like drinking wine while chewing Big Red gum.
Don't put some pork on your fork.
It smells like gasoline… like that part of Disneyland.
This is the diagnostic test the FBI serial killer profilers use.
Hope you enjoyed spending your summer lying on a soft, white sand beach, because you will probably never want to again.
Sadness never tasted so good.
Vegemite milkshake anyone?
Can you make it through without cringing?
Diggin' for gold.
Cereal with ice?
These will help your monsoon go 'SWIMMINGLY'.
"It's tastes like an unsweetened mochi." We dare you to make it through this video.
Hatred has never been more adorable.
Yes, it's as icky as it sounds. Don't try this at home!
Normal herb or food ruiner?
Proceed with EXTREME caution.
Have the sanitizer ready.
Take it to the next level.
It's not chocolate; it's an abomination.
Scientists wanted to know if sea creatures that live off carcasses would eat a dead jellyfish. Spoiler: they did.
Cannot. Look. Away.
Yuck or yum?
Oh, the agony!
Gold crumb, anyone?
Heavy cream, vanilla extract, and sugar never tasted so horrible.
MTV has set up a tumblr about "Millennials" and it is so embarrassing that it might kill you.
Apparently, you can mash up "We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together" with almost any song.
For you kids, a "pay phone" is something old people used to use to call other old people.
Introducing the SpongeBob SquarePants zombie-sicle.
The idle threats made by Warner Bros. last year to “reboot the Buffy The Vampire Slayer franchise” without any involvement from Joss Whedon have turned out to be not so idle...
Inside the terrifying labyrinth of a baby's mind. My God, they're unpleasant creatures.
If Kid Rock (huh?) and John Goodman (huh???) mushed together, it would be all rosacea and chin.
22-year-old German arm wrestling champ Matthias Schlitte has a right arm the size of a tree trunk (and a left arm the size of an arm).
What is it about this cherry that makes it quite so repulsive?