Do you hit the snooze button?
Are you wise beyond your years or young at heart?
"My brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once."
New generation, who dis?
"You look so good for your age!" *rolls eyes*
Maxwell Gruver, 18, was pledging for the Phi Delta Theta fraternity at Louisiana State University when he died. An autopsy showed he had highly elevated alcohol levels.
My body doesn’t seem to care if the pop duo are robots trying to convince us they're human, or just garden-variety idiots — it still wants their music, which (for better or worse) is everywhere.
I wonder if Spider-Man could win the Iron Throne.
Visual interpretations of what science, research and theorists think of where humanity will be in 1,000 years.
Your jokes are pretty lame.
The arrest does not relate to any planned terror attack in Australia.
Recently my mom told me a surprising story of how she got to where she is today...
Is fearstalgia a thing?
Are you young at heart or basically an old person?
"Damn. Lakhan could still get it."
"My destiny has no wrinkles in it."
Wizardry starts young.
Get ready for some cheesy goodness.
These lawmakers could get it.
"It scared the hell out of me."
"You look like you have 5,000 followers on Tumblr."
No disrespect to 'desk jobs' but a happy & fulfilling life can look different for everyone...
*Schedules back massage appointment*
"You need to let them know you have friends."
"Dude, your favorite artist is old enough to be your grandpa!"
When I was younger I told my mom, "I don't want to ever get married. Because then the movie's over!"
How good is your vision?
"I always thought, how could this happen to someone like me?"
"I’m surprised my mom let me show this much cleave."
We demand the price of guac goes down!
Seriously….take a moment & appreciate it right now.
"Oh, you think 20? Oh, I'm so excited to tell you the truth!"
"YOUR MUM IS A MILF!"
"It was just a kiss... right?"
Britain will soon be "run by the old for the old", the Intergenerational Foundation said.
"I'm gonna need a lot more of these quarter rolls."
“If I got through all that, whatever else is coming at me, I can do that, too.”
"Who killed Jenny Schecter?"
I'm so excited and I just can't hide it.
"How would your friends describe you?"
"Please don't be poisonous. Please don't be poisonous."
Better start working on those handshakes.
How do you measure your worth?
Started from the bottom, now the whole team here.
Nobody puts "Baby" in the corner.
The pain is your feet trying to tell you something!