"Does spider have pusspuss?"
"How do I unbake a cake?"
"Do twins have the same sized dick?"
"Just ate 52 pizza rolls, will I die in my sleep?"
"I swallowed an ice cube whole, and I haven't pooped it out...is it stuck?"
"Why when I spray Axe the girls not all over me?"
These people's New Years Resolutions are hopefully to gain intelligence.
Why, internet, why.
"Do cat fish have menstrual periods?"
"Does peeing in a girls butt present any serious health risks?"
"Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?"
"Do midgets have night vision?"
"Do they have toilet paper in Canada?"
"Why is Kirby so sexy?"
Yahoo Answers, heal thyself.
These people need to step away from the internet and get some fresh air.
Reminder: The internet is not your friend.
The greatest trick the Devil ever played was randomly switching your browser to Yahoo.
According to Yahoo Answers.
No matter how hard you try.
All this time the dogs have been running their own section of Yahoo Answers.
There's some great advice in here.
You really had to ask that?
Somebody help these people.
Seriously, you should start one of these.
Everyone calm down. You're all DEFINITELY pregnant.
According to Yahoo Answers, the kids are definitely not all right.
God bless the internet.
Sometimes what you really need is advice from our greatest German-language poet.
Yahoo Answers has a reputation for being home to some of the stupidest people on the internet. Until you scroll down to the answers.
You'll be a mermaid in no time.
Seriously, don't even bother calling a doctor. They'll just get the police involved, and then NOTHING will get solved.
Thanks Yahoo! Answers.
People sure are curious about how to be a proper emo kid, like what do emo kids wear in the summer? Can you be emo if you have curly hair?
"What manner of underpants does Batman wear?"
These believers turned to Yahoo Answers for advice on how to gain a fairy's trust, how to befriend one (legally of course), and what happens if fairies kidnap you.
Because the world needs to know!
What it's like to spend a day following the very worst advice on the internet.
Ever wanted to know how to get a "sex spirit," or how masturbation will affect your athletic career? These people did.
People on the internet love fedoras, but why?
I did not know this; but then, Canada has always been a mystery. Yahoo Answers to the rescue.
I guess there's a lot of confusing situations you can get into with those things.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Godspeed noble high schooler. Most of the time I pass screen grabs from Yahoo Answers! off as hoaxes, but I really want this one to be true.
Something tells me Derek isn't as straight as he is attempting to lead Brianiac to believe.