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Long live the internet.

Matt Kiebus • 4 hours ago

Please burn this knowledge from my brain.

WTF? 😱😅

Das schildet nicht.

"Why are you like this?" — Me, to every film character, ever.

It's been a year full of laughs and of course epic fails.

Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Happy Parade's-giving, America.

Dicke Menschen sind treu, immer witzig und trotzdem ungeliebt. Diese beschissenen Klischees verbreiten Film und Fernsehen immer noch.

Ich raste aus!

"To infinity and YOUR MOM."

WHY???????

Some (mind-blowing) spoilers ahead!

"Sometimes we lift our shirts up and press our nipples together."

Quiz

Lass es uns wissen.

Lesson LEARNED.

"Black Swan, took my mom for her birthday..."

This post has everything from PCP-spiked soup to a dead body in a lake.

My partner once yelled at me for speaking without raising my hand, true story.

"What’s Al Gore’s favorite type of math? Algorithms."

Quiz

"Do you like scary movies?"

Lol

"I thought 'money laundering' meant physically washing the money and hanging it out to dry."

Walmart acquired the lingerie company Bare Necessities, which lists “crotchless panties” as one of its top styles.

"I asked my teacher if she was a member of the 'Mile High Club' in front of the entire class."

Pide a tu cuenta y riesgo.

Streamin', screamin', and Halloweenin'.

Esperemos que tengas ojos de hierro.

Robert Pattinson almost tore his butt cheek while shooting "Twilight."

Muchos clásicos de Disney podrían fácilmente volver a contarse en formato de "thriller" psicológico y muy oscuro.

Well, that sucks.

Träume sind manchmal so krass, ey.

¿Cómo llegaron a la gran pantalla?

"I never felt cool at any point playing that character."

Waiters: "That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works!"

Turns out my kryptonite is weird AF Instagram videos.

Lol

No lo sé Rick, parece falso.

ICH WILL DAS ALLES NICHT!

"John discovered the husband was watching. That was called ‘kinky’ in those days."

WTF.

No tengo palabras.

What are the odds?

¿¿¡¡Por qué!!??

OMG

Sí, ese es el aspecto de una calavera con dientes de leche.

Ernsthaft?

Seriously?

"Excuse me, I'd love to see what you look like under your clothes."

EXTREM VERDÄCHTIG!

Sorry für das, was jetzt kommt.

Why is the shower in the living room?!

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