The most important ingredient in bread is...THE BREAD!!!!!!!!
Just remember to breathe.
Olive loaf should be illegal.
What the hell is wrong with you monsters???
What fuckery is this?
First things first — learn how to pronounce the name right.
"I've got a good feeling about 2016."
What if your friend finds out?
And did you know there's a new version on the way?
There is no in-between.
That wasn't for you, Mommy!
It's just so wrong!
I am totally going to get work done over the weekend.
But on par with the rest of Canada's French, tbh.
Oh, You ate a burrito... that makes sense.
He's making a list of chicken and rice.
"My Indian food taste bland and I'm hella mad."
You probably can't make it through this post without being very disturbed.
Sometimes Mom doesn't know best.
The debate continues to plague mankind
Classic films that Ebert really, really hated.
“I feel like you can’t apply logic to the english language”
Ever gotten handsy with your sushi?
Is there really such a thing as a “right” bra size? Follow Kristin on Facebook!
But irregardless, we'll play it by year.
Yes, Netflix, I'm still watching, OK?
"Did they use Google Translate for this?"
Who Has My Password?
Never attack Taylor's grammar.
Warning pronouncing words this way may make you sound pretentious…
You’ll never trust a map again.
"Did you just say pellow?
Come on food, I need you with me.
Can I submit this for a Nobel Prize?
One bag is all you'll ever need!
We are going to need more puppies!
Basic breakfast is for basic b*tches. Step your breakfast game up!
When will those Americans learn?
"There’s probably going to be blood, a lot of blood."
Did you get my e-mail about my e-mail not working?
Apparently every kids toy looks like a penis.
Talking to things is easy, talking to people can be hard..
Being a man might seem like a scary thing, but it’s simpler than you think!
Canadian problems, are some good problems to have!
Coffee never tasted sweeter.
When these giant men meet kittens, it’s PURFECT.
You’ll never guess what happens when these men try on Spanx!
Start eating food the authentic way!