Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Hakuna Matata my ass.
Count to 10 or 20 and take deeeeeep breaths.
Because we really want you to kick ass today.
Did he say be there in 10 or at 10?
Worriers of the world, unite!
"Do everything you can in those four years!"
"If you're alive, you answer your phone!!!"
Are you SURE you didn't leave the oven on?
Text me a one-word reply. I dare you.
“I first thought my miscarriage was shameful, and unusual. I’ve since learned that it’s just something women don’t want to talk about — but should.”
"I think you've seen way too many scary movies."
Am I forgetting a birthday? …Am I forgetting her birthday?!
Maybe he just needs a ride to the airport…
How bad could it be?
The school's decision to cut the program could impact membership in its conference and division for other athletic programs.
“I mean, do you wanna be known as a guy who, like, sleeps with a lot of girls?”
"You're so dick-whipped..."
This took me a long time.
Don't worry. You can do that for the rest of your life.
Because it's the little things in life that torment us most.
Just to be clear, they are not judging you - they just want to make sure you're doing what's in your own best interests.