Me: "Hi, how are you today?" Customer: "JUST LOOKING."
Sorry, we're out of stock.
Cause of death: Halloween season.
How dead inside are you?
We've mastered the art of "Smize" because it's the only way to hide how dead we are inside.
"You're lucky I can't swear right now."
The customer is always, apparently, right.
"You are no king of mine." — Rickard Karstark, former retail worker. True story.
You've gotta get something out of it other than a staff discount and a hernia.
Ma'am, I'm going to need you to back away from the diamonds.
Every retail worker has had one of these customers.
People are the worst.
If you can't buy happiness, you certainly can't sell it.