Spill the tea.
*Stands up and leaves* —every server in the world
Customer: "It's all on one check." Me: *hears choir of angels singing*
The job is a lot more difficult than you think.
Because you have to make it through your shift somehow.
"Hi, my name is ______ and I'll be taking care of you this evening whether I want to or not."
"It's important to spread the word a little bit about what people like us do on a daily basis that goes largely unseen unless you work in the industry yourself."