Or, how it's all the Department of Agriculture's fault.
Getting an eyelash in your eye and hoping that you can just blink it away.
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Seeing a nice top from a distance, and then realising it's got "Bite Me" embroidered on it.
This shit is political.
Can every shop sell bikini tops by their cup size and end the confusion once and for all?
For everyone who doesn't want a profound saying on their jeans.
We deserve pockets.
Refresh your wardrobe — without having to leave the house or empty your bank account. The products in this post were updated in January 2018.
Women's clothing sits on a throne of lies.
Match the price!!
Pop a Molly, we're dressin'!
This might turn into a habit...
Rips, tears, ladders, runs, sweats, smells, sizing and sagging.
Gone With the Wind: A Story of a Woman's Confidence and Her Skirt.
The struggle is real.
"Is this supposed to be a long shirt, or a short dress?" Ever get the feeling that clothing manufacturer's are just screwing with us?