Getting an eyelash in your eye and hoping that you can just blink it away.
"It's like we're our own little blood coven."
There's NOTHING better than pulling your underwear out of your ass.
That annoying red line you get on your stomach after sitting all day.
Coughing or sneezing and feeling that your vagina did the same.
"Have they ripped off my skin?"
Stroking your pubes in a nonsexual way.
Please get away from me.
We are SURVIVORS.
"My talents include taking my bra off without taking off my shirt."
Most men, anyway.
"When you find the perfect shoe and pray they have your size."
Cute top = bad tan lines.
Makeup is not your friend.
The ghost of eighth-grade past is coming to haunt you.