Evan Geiselman, 22, nearly drowned after wiping out on a massive wave at Pipeline, but was saved by a bodyboarder who brought him to shore while also administering CPR.
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Many Lessons Can Be Learned From Wipeout! But all were first expressed by Sun Tzu.
It's bad enough to wipe out in front of friends, but to have your grandma as a witness, too? He's never gonna live this down.