Are you Wine Mom, Beer Dad, or another of these colorful, intoxicated relatives?
Project Runaway Toddler
Moms get enough sleep already, right?
And no, we didn't pay them to like it.
Why are period symptoms the same as pregnancy symptoms? WHY?
Things to think about at the top of the roller coaster...
Everything you want to know but are too embarrassed to ask.
Tip #1 - Don't listen to Third Eye Blind if you don't like Third Eye Blind
Anyone else craving ranch dressing?
No foreplay is like sliding down a dry Slip-n-Slide.
Calling you out, wine snobs. We all know it tastes the same.
Parents don't have to be perfect.
"Your. Vagina. Goes. Back. To. Normal."
We need pacifiers for adults.
Pulling a tampon from your purse sounds like Christmas morning.
Take the cork out, flip it, and decant it.
Take me off this group text!
Snickerdoodles + Cheesecake = OMG
Did she survive?
Forget the winged eyeliner. There's no time.
"Joe sucks. Steve rules."
"Sleep when the baby sleeps." Yeah right.
Damn you, Neil Patrick Harris!
They discover the best wines to pair with your kids' crappy behavior.
"The thirst is real..."
"You're basically a live vagina exhibit..."
"Life is way too short to spend another second hating your body."
Use the same tactics as the FBI.
"We're all on this crap rocket ride of parenthood. Let's be nice to each other."
"I'm not opposed to drinking wine in the shower."
What's the best pairing for pizza crust?
"Just got sh*t all over my arm. Who cares?"
"Try having sex with a watermelon between you."
Cats need "me time" too.