Like a middle school group project made of yarn and rainbows.
"It's just a kid's game!" they said, "It'll be fun!"
*Blinds Mario with Fantasy perfume*
I totally called it.
Settle it in re-rankable SMASH! DISCLAIMER: Not a tier list.
The man who invented Mario holds forth on the disappointing sales of Nintendo's new console and why he almost showed off some of the new Zelda game at E3.
If there's one thing Nintendo consistently does well, it's side scrolling plumber platforms. And the Mario launch title for Wii U is no exception.
It's almost like I've held this in my hands before. While playing games on some other console. If only I could place it...