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Safety Sue: The Most Bizarre Government Safety Video Ever
So there's this girl. In a bikini. Sitting in a tree. And she helpfully shares safety tips with three guys. It's very surreal, very strange, and a truly weird example of the creative minds at the U.S. government putting taxpayer dollars to work.
Creepy Pregnant Baby Doll Is A Real Thing
British artist Darren Cullen purposely pushes the boundaries of decency with his new creation, a doll called "Baby's First Baby." How? Well, Baby is pregnant. According to the box, Baby's fetus is pregnant too. As Cullen's Etsy site claims, Baby has "non-stop reproductive action."