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Rabid Kitten Warning

A warning has been issued for Westchester, New York that a rabid calico kitten is on the rampage. Authorities have released these photos to help identify the suspect. No they didn't. We made them. And thanks to our handy photo editor at the bottom of the page, you can give rabies to any kitten (or whatever) of your choosing!

Single White Transexual Seeks Single White Male From Westchester

Maurica is just a woman living inside what used to be a man's body looking for a classy white guy with lots of money to pay for her tits who won't be judgmental about her feet. Das it. (via Asie Mohtarez)

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