Oh, it's just a red pump. Wait... Did that say "men's?"
I could insert a clever joke here about Uggs or Crocs here, but I think I speak for all of us when I say that it's all been done. See any I missed? Please feel free to add your own below!
Cool boot trend! They're called "las botas mas picudas" and they're all the rage in Mexico.
Krispy Kreme designed the world's first grass flip flops to relax city workers by giving them their own mini-park to walk around in.