Seriously. Who thought this was a good idea?
*adds to shopping cart*
For instance, The Secret Life of Squirrels: A Love Story and a bacon-scented stick-on mustache.
They make carrot sharpeners. Why?
No one asked for these things.
A pet lizard harness, a milk frother, duck legs in a can, and 19 other things you’ll want to add to your wish list ASAP.
Decaf 5-Hour Energy???
Honestly, it could be a toss up.
What gives them THE RIGHT?!
"Snakes on a train."
Nut-busting impact wrench.
For all those times you needed to bleach your bumhole and guard your camel toe.
BEWARE: All of these are real.
You're not truly clean until after you've washed with Zack-berry shampoo.
What are we even doing anymore, guys? Is this really how we want to spend our creative energies?
Shut up and take my money.
"Inspired by the iconic blue and white coffee cup often seen in the hands of New York City panhandlers."
Christmas is just days away and there’s not much time to get all the items on your list. Thankfully, the wonderful world of As Seen On TV lets you shop with no effort required. Here are a few items to ask Santa for this Holiday season.
You know, for your wiener. If you have one. (via The Uniblog)
Pro-Tip: It's hard to create brand loyalty when your customers keep dying. It's hard to believe some of things people use to pay to subject themselves to.
The Snazzy way to catch up on your sleep when you are away from home. Snazzy Napper is easy to use and easy to carry. You gotta love Snazzy!
Commemorate our 44th president with unusual and borderline-racist trinkets.
A funny commercial for a stuffed teddy bear that prevents seatbelt chafing.