Embrace your weirdness. It's not going anywhere.
Instead of visiting a zoo or becoming a vet like most animal enthusiasts, this man decided to disregard his human nature and walk on all fours like a monkey. No word yet on his prowess for throwing his own feces.
Apparently if you put your mind to it, you too can become a legendary Super Saiyan. Unfortunately, this guy's power level is under 9000.
Apparently the subways in Chicago make a stop in Hell.