Because everyone needs some fish shoes and a taxidermied squirrel.
"It's like underpants, but for wine."
Damn, Jared. Back at it again with the insane gifts.
Amazon, it's not only the go-to place for your DVD and game needs, but it's also a gold mine for amazingly bizarre and laughable products.
The slightly idiosyncratic friends are always the hardest ones to shop for.