You can't make this shit up.
People are... wild.
*Breaks into your house just to pet your dog*
Criminals aren't hard to figure out. Still, the world of law enforcement does have its confounding mysteries. Imagine being a cop and trying to get to the bottom of these ridiculous crime sprees.
The question to ask here is not "why?" but "how did this man survive an entire flight with two live pigeons stuffed down his pants?"
That scar on Tina Fey's left cheek? It is the result of a random slashing in Fey's front yard when she was 5 years old.
Three Texas cheerleaders are this week's victims of the Ex-Lax Crackdown.