"OMG! Where did you get that?" —everyone to them
"I decided to order this book because my cat was out of control; promiscuous, a gun nut, and using the internet unsafely..."
What the fuck is going on?
The (weird) library is open.
Nothing is quite so bizarre as the "sexy pineapple diet."
It takes all kinds.
Confirmed: Your cat is indeed a playa.
There really is a book for everything, isn't there? Whether there should be a book for everything is another story entirely.
At least if you ever want to have friends and/or a romantic life you should avoid them. Some hobbies are just weird and gross. This is where we draw that line.
Finally a book that shows you how to knit a sweater with dog hair.
You are George Bush! In Space! With an uncanny resemblance to Uncle Sam?