Jim Carrey needed CIA torture-endurance training for How The Grinch Stole Christmas.
Weirdos make the world go 'round.
The inside of a guitar seriously looks like a super pricey Airbnb.
They don't teach you this stuff in school.
Danke, ich wollte eh Geld sparen.
"Death is near."
Ohhh suuuuure it's okay when the dog does it huh??
Well, that looks like an interesting read.
Not necessarily bad but definitely strange.
It's time to share your craziest stories.
"My grandfather would get a pint of blood from the butcher and fry it up into chewy nuggets."
Don't quit your day job!
Pickle your battles wisely, folks.
Victorians were dying to get their hands on green products– and actually dying because of them!
Your humour is just, very, very, unique.
I'll be there for food.
"I have a crippling fear of Goofy."
There are so many!
Huh, wait, what?
Ring... ring... ring!!
The world is one big oddity.
How do you slice your sandwich?
Did you think everyone else also shared a toothbrush?
Du bist nicht so allein, wie du denkst.
Are you gonna be OK with being third wheel?
Don't try these unless you really want to screw up your life.
"PIGEON KID: I need to go bad. PIGEON MOM: Try to hold it until we find a statue."
More like LOL-bots. H/T r/shittyrobots
You're not as alone as you think.
How did you lose your virginity?
Soit ce sont des voyageurs dans le temps, soit des vampires immortels.
This game of life can be pretty dark. Warning: includes details some readers may find disturbing.
Delhi waalon, get ready to get your drums out if there is a locust infestation.
Is it December 26th yet?
Give these to the people in your life who won't stop cursing.
Who wouldn't want to receive a plush E. coli?
TV is the window to humanity. Warning: includes details some readers may find disturbing.
You'll discover new depths you never knew you had.
**cracks an egg, lemon falls out**
You have many matters of importance to attend to this morning.
I mean, you definitely couldn't get married on your lunch break and divorced by the end of the day.
A door slammed shut and a man heard the words, "There's just us two down here now."
They'll find their own way to thank you.