Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!
Did you wake up at the crack of dawn, or are you actually still asleep?
Do you think mornings are egg-cellent?
Because we really want you to kick ass today.
Who needs eggs anyway?
The four people who were shot, including a 6-year-old boy, are expected to survive.
“I don't even feel energized and my stomach hearts. Thanks, coffee.”
Let's find out if you need to wake up.
The pontiff's prog-rock album will feature excerpts of his hymns and speeches set to uplifting music, Rolling Stone reported.
The High Voltage Ejector Bed!
Time to wake the f*ck up.
You won't want to press snooze!
It’s a definite WIN.
Please don’t speak to me right now.
So you should relish every second of it!
There's just no snoozing these guys.
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP.
You snooze you lose!
No need to hit snooze.
Happy morning! Time to start the day! No, wait, don't shut your eyes again.
Who knew pandas could be gross? Skip ahead to :40 to see a giant panda being a total jerk.
An airman returns after being in Afghanistan for nine months and pwns his brother with a heartwarming wake-up call. One of the sweetest and most genuine reactions you're likely to ever see.
This prank is cruel. And loud. Turn the sound down. Seriously.
William Shatner recorded a Star Trek-themed wake up call for the crew of the space shuttle Discovery, currently in orbit on the shuttle's last mission. Bless those nerds at NASA.