Or, ya know, just go ahead and read them all.
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But that hasn't stopped people from trying. With As I Lay Dying in theaters and Griffin & Sabine in development, let's take a look at 20 seemingly unfilmable books.
The man wasn't all madness and premature burials. An exhibit at the Morgan Library & Museum explores the writer's life and widespread literary influence.
Spoiler alert! Seriously.
And all you have to do is read them!
Cats, Coca-Cola, and Tom Cruise top the list.