"I have instructed our team at Virgin Trains to reconsider this decision and re-stock the Daily Mail..."
I look like Steve Jobs.
“I know the opportunities I've been afforded as an immigrant," the breakout star of Insecure told BuzzFeed News. "I think these DREAMers can benefit from those same opportunities.”
Your taste in movies, music, and television can be revealing.
Because you can't miss your mom's call.
Are you a virgin??
It gets better. Seriously, anything is better than this.
No sex for you!
The first time is not always magical.
This is the most British political row there has ever been.
A video showing the Labour leader sitting on the floor of a train went viral last week, but the company has now denied it was overcrowded and released CCTV footage.
Orgasms, toys, squirting, weird thoughts - We’ve got you.
What are your most cringe-worthy one-night stand tales?
It's just a dry spell. A REALLY long dry spell.
Because everyone has an opinion when it comes to sex (or lack of sex).
"Sometimes I lie about being a virgin because I'm scared guys won't talk to me once they find out I really am a virgin." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
"Oh, you think 20? Oh, I'm so excited to tell you the truth!"
♫ Like a virgin ♫ or not...
It's a question about hair.
Or why you waited!
“What's all this moist flesh?”
"It was just women and their breasts."
"[The hymen myth] is just something we made up to be mean to women. You know, like Entourage."
♫Like a virgin, touched for the very first time.♫
All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
“I’m asexual and I’m hot as f***.”
People used the Whisper app to confess how they lost their virginity.
We know when you chose to lose it based on your favorite music.
“My wife accidentally peed herself during our wedding due to excitement.” Download the Whisper app for more anonymous wedding secrets.
At what hour did you deflower?
When did you lose your virginity?
Because most encounters could be summed up rather quickly.
"The hole is a lot lower than you’d think.”
The former Australian airline gave Qantas a run for its money.
Women CAN get pregnant during their period.
“Don’t drive! If you have to drive... wear a seat belt. But don’t drive!”
"There’s probably going to be blood, a lot of blood."
You’ve never seen a damsel in distress like this before.
Seriously, don't skip any of these steps.
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And what happens after.
Five ordinary men are transformed into beautiful women through the power of makeup.
As proved by science!
Don't have sex. Have success.
"I'd rather be called a pot head than a hoe." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
ABANDON ALL HOPE.
"We’re having a rocket in space later on this year; if you get a rocket in space, gaming is a simpler problem."
And he absolutely killed it.
Including the most gloriously entertaining airline safety video ever, everything you need to know about the cuttlefish, and the ultimate test of who's better at doing stuff: drunk adults or regular babies.