It was basically 1984 every year.
Are you more Linus, Marnie, or Shane?
"IT'S HIGH NOON."
To find out, we mustache you a few questions.
Alex Lovell said his extensive video game playing made him lose his sex drive, leading his girlfriend to suspect him of infidelity — and then allegedly attack him with a sword as he slept.
Because money is everything, right? ;)
Must. Resist. Dropping. Guests. In. The. Lake.
GameStop looked me right in my face and told me my PS3 was worth $18.
PUTAIN DE CARAPACE BLEUE.
I need to replay all of these right now.
Your Hogwarts letter has finally arrived.
"I like how you insult Koreans by making them use a shitty leader."
These prezzies hit the bullseye.
I wanna wish you a quirky Christmas.
As told by... actual parents.
Trust us, these are the games you'll want to give as gifts this year.
A look at the more niche gadgets on the market.
Computer games were your favorite teacher.
Michael Jackson socks, horoscope necklaces, and customized face magnets, FTW.
A hilarious array of boozy, punny, and fandom sweaters you'll be proud to wear because ugly really is just a state of mind.
No, you don't have to build a ranch chair to get me to visit your place.
Clear your schedule because these games are seriously good.
From cozy jackets to quirky books to useful kitchen gadgets, here's what BuzzFeed's Shopping & Products team is wishing for this year.
Something small to show you care.
So many indie games, so little time.
Look, we're sure you're cool in your own way. But there can only be one "cool relative." Are you the one?
Resist the urge to throw your controller at the screen.
Note to self: Play these with the light on and the door open.
We'll never forget you, Club Penguin.
"Did I feed my Tamagotchi yesterday?"
"I want to cosplay as Lydia, go to a con, and just stand in doorways."
New research suggests that "internet gaming disorder" doesn't last very long and has no direct impact on players' health, so lumping it in with gambling or substance addictions may not be sensible.
I apologize to any actual farmers I offend with this article.
HEAL ME, DONALD!!!!!
*Runs out to buy tank tops and cargo pants immediately*
Hey cousin, let's go bowling!
"That was the most fun I've ever had...in my life."
Just look at all the fun she's having.
Choose your fate!
I mean, there was a lot going on, so that's totally fair.
Off the computer, Timothy. Now.
Doot doodaloo do do do da do doo, doot doodaloo do da doot doot doo.
Because isn't that what we've all been wondering?
Benzi chibna looble bazebni gweb!
"I cannot see with my eyes, but I have always wanted to play games, just like everybody else."
MORE GARY! MORE GARY! MORE GARY!
For when just hitting the books doesn't cut it.
"Even though the year is 2017 if players get a whiff of me being not a dude it's on for young and old."
"If he does not stay up all night playing video games, he will get kicked out of school!!!" Mom, this sounds urgent!!!