You are ~free~...to keep all of this for yourself, okay?
Also 28 puns, because I couldn't help myself.
With the right gear, you'll be able to transform your tears of ice into a smug AF smile.
Imagine "You get a car!" but with these instead.
Everything you need while away from the comforts of home.
Activist DeRay Mckesson thought an ape in War for the Planet of the Apes was made in his image, but that appears not to be the case.
Er it appears to be faulty.
It might even have been a leather vest.
InVESTigating a boy and his Manny vests. Sorry not sorry.
Santorum sells sweater-vests -- even when you're searching for "Rick Perry"!