Mom said to eat your greens.
They're basically dessert masquerading as a vegetable, which is a very good start.
Fill 'em up!
With special appearances by guac, pizza, fries, and booze.
I decided to vegucate myself, and you can too.
Five a day? I'd rather kale myself.
Eat yer veggies, no salads necessary.
Sometimes to get your five-a-day you have to be creative.
You should eat about 3 cups of vegetables every day. Better start early!
Oh yes, it CAN be done.
Q: There's an enormous sack of weird-looking bulbs in my fridge. What should I do?! A: Breathe. Get a peeler and start peeling them. Everything will be OK.