Are you more like Vegemite or lamingtons?
Chicken parma for president.
The hardest decision since "smashed avocado vs. house deposit".
Would you draw the line at Vegemite pizza?
Australia, I love you, but man you're weird.
Technically these are safe-for-work but they kinda shouldn't be.
Australia has no cuisine? Try again sweetie.
Everyone thinks their way is the "right" way.
A battle of the shitty foods.
This year still has potential.
How many wheat bricks do you do?
Not a happy little Vegemite.
Punch cones, not chicks.
And ruined their tastebuds in the process.
Meat pies were not meant to be deconstructed.
Treat it right, eat it right.
Wtf is a Marmite?
Nice ink, mate.
"It's like a spa for my mouth."
We won't say it's good for you. But we will say it's damn delicious.
The tiniest, easiest magnets around.
Ameristraya vs Reality.
That perfect Milo ratio.
Sit down, Australia. We need to talk.
You haven't lived until you've had a hungover sausage sizzle.
You haven't lived until you've done a Tim Tam slam.
Who got the best deal?
HAHAHA YOU CALL THAT A SNAKE?!?
"Candy teeth? Delicious"...said no one ever.
Passiona or green Cottee's?
One in three glasses of wine drunk in Australia come from a cask.
How do YOU do Vegemite?
We tried both so you don't have to!
At last, a name for the margarine streaks in your Vegemite jar.
Every happy little vegemite deserves love.
How many Shapes are in a box of BBQ Shapes?
Vegemite milkshake anyone?
You're not alone.
Indigenous people have taken to social media to slam the government's claims that Vegemite is being used to make alcohol, saying it demonises the entire community.
These guys know how to 'Straya.
The struggle is real, and it's sunburnt.
"I hate you. I hate everyone from where you're from."
Because let's face it, you're probably not going to actually eat it.
Can American kids handle “the Vegemite”?
Ghosts and demons are probably scarier tbh.
"It's not like Nutella, it's refined... just a little bit".
But badass Charlize Theron is totally fine with the Australian spread.
Part two of a continuing investigation.
A really good photoshop, an April Fools' joke, or 100% real?