"I Love You, But My Bank Account Doesn't: A True Story."
Don't be stupid, Cupid.
Other than books, of course.
Oh, you bought $70 worth of already-wilting vegetation? Thanks.
When good intentions go horribly wrong.
Valentine's Day is coming up in a couple of weeks, dudes. Which means there's still just enough time to embroider a romantic barfing unicorn for that special lady in your life.