Nothing more terrifying than your expiry date recalibrating.
If you're gonna be sappy, be original about it.
Buy your own chocolate and save yourself the trouble.
You deserve nothing less than royalty.
You won't find a love truer than this.
Love is in the air.
Bow chicka wow wow!
My smoothie brings all the boys to the yard.
Besides chocolate, you're my favorite.
Better than flowers.
Are you the Jim to someone's Pam?
Etsy cards are the way to go!
Are you all alone this year?
"Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?"
No shame in being alone on Valentine's Day.
You're something SWEET!
Let's let the people decide.
Ooh la la!
The '80s defined the romantic comedy film genre.
It's gonna be romantic as heck.
Will that burrito bowl lead you to Zac Efron?
Are you a V-Day rookie?
Which love story holds a special place in your heart?
Wake up to 100 roses or 100 pieces of chocolate?
Is it Jughead or Chic?
Are you hungry for gold?
Are you in for a treat?
Because, there's nothing wrong with being your own Valentine!
This is the greatest show!
"The card wasn't the only thing bleeding red."
Now this is a music video.
"What Navratri is to Falguni Pathak, Valentine's Day is to Archies Gallery."
♫ You got me in chains for your love♫
It's a love story baby, just say yes.
"No one ever sent me any f*cking roses, Happy Valentines Day!"
Are you a beaver?...cuz DAM
If Facetime freezes one more f**king time, you're throwing your phone at the wall.
"The truth lies in the burrito." —Someone very wise, probably
Treat yo self.
Love is all you need.
An excerpt from The Art of the Affair, an illustrated guide to the romantic and personal entanglements of our most beloved writers, musicians, and artists.
They won't even know you forgot!
I'm LOVIN' it!