Innocent California Student Forced To Drink Own Urine
Daniel Chong was "forgotten about" in a DEA holding cell for five days -- during which time he drank his own urine, lost his mind, and cut himself with glass -- until authorities finally heard his screams and remembered he was there. He should get a "get out of jail free for life" card for this.
Bat Pees In Guitarist's Eyes, Guitarist Gets Rabies Shots, Documents It All On Facebook
And now he's a bit of a celebrity as a result of Facebooking his bat-piss-rabies-shot ordeal. Andrew Elstner, guitarist for rock band Torche, shared his bat fluid misadventure in real time on Facebook. Here it is in chronological order, starting with his post on March 29th from the St. Louis area.