"How do you kick a ceiling by accident?!"
Welcome to the emotional rollercoaster that is university.
Former state school pupils are two and a half times more likely to live at home while studying than those who went to a private school – and experts say they're missing out on the full university experience.
"what up I'm Josh and class is cancelled cuz I'm tired"
It all comes down to the toppings.
"We'll end up with a country that is even less able to fill its skills needs than it is at the moment."
JNU students are protesting against mandatory attendance. Here’s why you should too.
The fraternity has been placed on two years of probation.
"I don't need back-ups. I'm going to Harvard"-- Elle Woods
Some will probably label me a “non-meritorious” Dalit from the “reserved category”. But I am not ashamed of my identity and you shouldn't be either.
MPs are banging the drum for the NUS president to sit on the board of the Office for Students, but she and other student representatives have expressed misgivings about the regulator.
Student debt may seem like some scary black cloud looming over your horizon, but with SoFi, you can take control of your payments before they rain on your parade.
Other than paying their college tuition in full, of course.
"In four or five years, you'll feel damned proud of yourself."
"If my parents ask we haven't found out our grades yet."
"I ate a sour skittle for breakfast."
A month after Raya Sarkar's list of alleged sexual predators polarised Indian academia, an attempt at understanding its origin and impact.
"Honestly, I don’t think state school teachers always have the time and resources to support students who should be applying,” one teacher said.
"i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says 'bruh.'"
The universities of West London, Strathclyde, Falmouth, Leicester, East Anglia, and Teesside broke advertising rules.
University is easy. It's like riding a bike. And the bike's on fire. And the ground's on fire. And everything's on fire because you're in hell.
I feel you, Ate/Kuya Irregs.
Friends for four years...then forever.
Don't worry, we won't tell mom and dad.
An interview with Raya Sarkar whose crowdsourced 'cautionary list' has sparked a polarising ideological debate among Indian feminists.
I have so many questions.
Students say the professor also told them, "You don’t want to get too drunk or you’ll go home with the wrong one."
UCAS insists that applicants state either "male" or "female" to register. Two parents of a nonbinary child told BuzzFeed News how they are campaigning to change this.
"Why did you have snow on your vagina?" "Vodka with a mix of heels thrown in."
Let's go back to a world of nu rave and third person Facebook statuses.
Higher tuition fees and a growing awareness of their rights means students want more from their universities when it comes to mental health – and some are even taking them to court.
There are so many things to look forward to! Most of them involve drinking and exams.
"DON’T BUY BOOKS!"
White people are the least likely to go to university – but some BAME students still face disadvantages throughout the process.
You've got this.
Despite the headlines warning of an “explosion” in students taking drugs like Ritalin and Adderall, their prevalence – and their risks – remains a scientific black spot.
Labour has accused the universities minister of "breathtaking" ignorance over the claim.
Your whole life might've been different.
"I'm sure as fuck not feeling fresh rn."
Call your parents.
The most stressful time of university doesn't have to be quite so stressful.
"Somewhere right now, in a brightly lit and unfamiliar kitchen, a fresher is discovering pasta and pesto for the first time..."
Maxwell Gruver, 18, was pledging for the Phi Delta Theta fraternity at Louisiana State University when he died. An autopsy showed he had highly elevated alcohol levels.
Brian White, 21, can't start at Oxford University due to his immigration status. "I’m someone who put in all the hard work they need to," he said. "It’s just the Home Office in the way."
Just in time for kickoff.
Time to spend some dough.
The sky's the limit!