There's no better feeling than being completely organised and ready to go.
"I don't need back-ups. I'm going to Harvard"-- Elle Woods
Das ist alles Studentenalltag und klausurrelevant.
Freund und Helfer in jeder WG: Dein Mitbewohner.
Diese Gerichte haben dir häufiger den Arsch gerettet als Wikipedia!
"i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says 'bruh.'"
University is easy. It's like riding a bike. And the bike's on fire. And the ground's on fire. And everything's on fire because you're in hell.
"Why did you have snow on your vagina?" "Vodka with a mix of heels thrown in."
Let's go back to a world of nu rave and third person Facebook statuses.
You've got this.
"I'm sure as fuck not feeling fresh rn."
The most stressful time of university doesn't have to be quite so stressful.
"Somewhere right now, in a brightly lit and unfamiliar kitchen, a fresher is discovering pasta and pesto for the first time..."
Mach dich bereit. Aber erst nach einem kleinen Nickerchen.
If teachers got grades, they'd all get an A+.
Procrastinate the pain away.
"Time for me to procrastinate." - you reading this post.
Mehr musst du nicht wissen …
Eating out of a saucepan instead of washing up a bowl.
Complete with passive-aggressive notes in the kitchen, of course.
Buying an obscene amount of VKs from Yokos is essential.
Did you end up in the wrong place?
Guys, the library is for studying, not watching crap porn and making spunk jokes.
From 100 to 0 real quick.
Group assignments will be the death of us all.
Textbooks are for chumps.
"Uni ist Suppe und ich bin eine Gabel."
An easy way to decide your future! (Please do not decide your future with this quiz.)
It's better to laugh than cry.
People will pee in the shower.
2008 and 2009: now those were the golden years.
Eat, sleep, study, repeat.
I'm not desperately reliving my youth, you are.
Help broke students be a little less broke.
US student costumes: Sexy Peter Pan. UK student costumes: The Lidl Mermaid.
Come Dine With Me is a surprisingly addictive television programme.
Adapting to life without your best friend by your side is tough.
It's a whole new and kinda scary world.
"I would rather do anything that's not a 9am lecture," said every student ever.
Gruppenarbeit schreibt man F-I-C-K D-I-C-H.
Mach dir das Lernen mit diesen einfachen Tipps leichter.
*pays £9,000 a year in fees* *still has to pay £1.50 to print an essay*
Basics vodka and squash followed by Jäegerbombs.
"I haven't eaten non-panini food since Thursday." H/T Overheard at KCL.
"Sorry, I've got to go home and prune my bonsai." (H/T Overheard at Edinburgh Uni.)
How do you make it through exam time?
All you need to get through uni is some vodka and squash.