"It's like, $5 million an episode — can't afford it."
It's not ~entirely~ what you think.
This is a great opportunity to complain about your commute this morning.
Is it Marylebone or Maryleborne?
Following the Westminster attack, people began sharing a fake London underground service sign.
John Legend says the newly minted POTUS could understand "what the struggle for equality has been over the years..."
From the man behind one of the biggest earworms of the year, to the woman we all wanted justice for in 2016, to, of course, Chris Pratt.
It's a mess.
Talk about stiff competition.
The Central line is just slightly warmer than the fiery pits of hell.
“I think I broke my ribs!”
The Denver airport is kind of a weird place.
Sorry to break the first rule of Fight Club...
The 29-year-old actor, who got her start on Full House, looks back on TGIF, being in the Jason Katims family, and Bill Cosby.
Shoutout to women who can do their makeup perfectly on the tube.
I'm very, very sorry.
At above-ground hospitals, “I feel like I am sitting on a bomb,” one doctor said. “It is only a matter of time until it explodes.”
The hashtag was inspired by an eyewitness to the attack at Leytonstone station who shouted at the suspect as police held him down.
One person suffered serious injuries after being attacked by a man who reportedly said: "This is for Syria." Police are investigating the incident as an act of terror.
Just so you know, most of this article will be about toilets and train stations.
The next station is Pure Happiness. Please mind the gap between the train and the platform edge.
WARNING: Gross, graphic images ahead.
Over 100 people, from Usha Uthup to Vishal Dadlani, were interviewed for this new series.
May the odds that you survive rush hour be ever in your favour.
Researchers believe they have found the largest Neolithic monument built in Britain.
Maybe there are some maps here that might be more useful.
The head of the Sinaloa Cartel escaped a Mexican maximum-security prison about two weeks after the U.S. sought to extradite the infamous drug lord.
Against all odds, in a display of incredible courage, thousands of Londoners are bravely watching daytime TV in their pants.
You can see an awesome musician in an overpriced concert venue or you can see them on your daily commute.
Some stations will operate an all-night service from September.
"I downloaded Snapchat before it was cool."
Images of the new tube map have appeared, and there are some tweaks.
Parce que les plus grands succès critiques à Cannes ne plaisent pas toujours au public... Comme le prouvent ces utilisateurs d'Allociné.
You know, aside from the sudden hatred of all people ever.
Will you make it to your destination, or get your head stuck in the doors?
Don't worry, you'll NEVER stop finding Cockfosters amusing.
10 Things I Hate About Euston.
Real dead people in the Haunted Mansion?
Because there is NO better feeling than the tube doors stopping exactly where you're stood.
Britain + Transport = Useless
These lines will make you hotter than the Central Line in rush hour.
Is this seat taken?
Love finds a way.
It's possible TFL annoys people.
Don't let LDN get you down.
Queue, sigh, tweet, repeat.
Because if you're going through hell, keep going.