He was reportedly detained immediately.
Sam We Am.
"We thought this might not happen ... at all."
History and fiction can blur together a lot.
You might need a shower after watching this.
The two balloons were caught in a questionable position the night before the 86th annual parade.
USA! USA! USA! Ignore his war-mongering nature and Uncle Sam is a total badass. He could definitely be an awesome protagonist for a Quentin Tarantino film because he's definitely death proof .
"I Want YOU!" by Brandon Schaefer & Emily Bawn (via Superpunch)
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"Witness the resurrection of Uncle Sam," complete with Bruce Springsteen soundtrack and a stripping Lady Liberty.