Deck the boobs with boughs of holly.
The holidays are all about outdoing one another. The products in this post were updated in December 2017.
"I know I'm crazy. I'll be the first one to admit I'm totally insane."
Slightly NSFW, as any good ugly Christmas sweater should be.
You tried. But these animals succeeded.
Or making it awesome, depending on your irony threshold. Still no ugly Chanukah sweaters.