"Dolores is cancelled. Maeve is the one true supreme."
Yikes, please take notes people!
These responses are #waytooreal.
"The big mystery I hope they answer in Season 2 is if Bernard will ever look through his glasses."
This show needs to be renamed “Poor Life Choices in Paradise”.
"Jarrod would fall in love with a beige paint chart if it sat next to him."
In which Laurina actually became a dirty street pie.
Sorry, Han Solo, I only care about Lando now.
"BREAKING: Meryl Streep has already won an honorary Emmy just for joining Big Little Lies."
The last five minutes has everyone SHOOK. Warning: contains spoilers.
Tag yourself I'm the porg.
Twisty keeps showing up like, "Surprise, bitch!" [Spoilers ahead.]
"Jon Snow is not a bastard, but he probably just made one."
"Trump must be removed. Republicans, stand up to this obscene man." —Stephen King
Nothing like some potential incest to bring out the best jokes.
Sian: I want to leave. Matt: Sure go for it. Sian: OMG thank you so much I'll stay.
"Me coming to the realization that Bran is basically just watching Game of Thrones... #woke."
"I'd like to be The Wine Bachelor, where I'm presented with 24 bottles of wine and get to sample all of them before choosing."
Such a monumental event. There must be memes.
"Ya boy is now 120% vegan."
"Find yourself someone who talks about you the way Davos talks about Jon. "
Probably the most iconic death on the show tbh. CONTAINS SPOILERS.
"How did these girls form a squad already? I can't even get a friend to meet me for coffee."
"I don't believe in love at first sight" – well you've obviously never had a Honeycomb Maxibon have you?
"My first Bond and one of the first actors that I loved as a kid. And a lovely, funny, warm person to boot. Farewell."
No one saw this coming!
Officially out of ideas.
"I'm shutting down." —Stephen King
"What's next, Derek Jeter wins a Tony for his rice pilaf???"
BRANGELINA IS DEAD.
"The Obamas have done OK?"
Where'd you find these pics of my ex?
This is cool and all, Bey, but where's the album?
"Come to California! We may not have water, but we sure have aliens!"
Is he having a Tomlinson or a Tomlindaughter?! GEDDIT?
Stannis is no longer the mannis. SPOILERS for this week's Game of Thrones.
"Harper Lee, 88, drops mic and walks away."
Asteroid 2004 BL86 made a flyby of planet earth on Monday. As one would expect, Twitter remained cool, calm, and collected.
They're called ONE Direction for a reason, guys.
Where were you during the Great Twitter Outage of 2015?
A sad day for many Australians.
Is it more Darth Vader or Hunger Games peacekeeper?
"You, sir, are a liar."
"World. Is. Fukt."
Pictures speak louder than words, and they're yelling YOU WILL BE MISERABLE in the government's graphic novel aimed at asylum seekers.
Beyoncé dropped a new album and nobody expected it to happen. The internet obviously exploded.
Outrage. So much outrage.
Nike released ugly shoes. Twitter responded.