And here we were thinking we'd have our shit together in our twenties.
Dysentery isn't the only thing that can kill you.
Brake for pizza.
"Realizing I am older than any of the characters on Friends."
"OMG, I'm so old!" No...you're not.
The "I'm really poor and rent is due this week" face.
Raising both hands in celebration.
"So you've started your 401k by now...?"
When did you last let your heart decide?
Witches over money, y'all.
Even your favorite furry friends experience growing pains.
No one told you life was gonna be this way. Literally. Not a single person.
Pizza is love, Tinder is happiness and Netflix is truth.
Repeat after me: I will stop being a shitshow.
If only you could major in procrastination, coffee, and Netflix.
I mean... It's supposed to be a learning experience, right? RIGHT?
While the grown-ups have been discussing things they should own, your only job is to hop off the #HotMessExpress.
Yes, we started early. Yes, we can see you doing mental math and subsequently judging us.
Who needs money, sobriety, and exercise when you can have overdrafts, Prosecco, and self-loathing? #GrimeOfYourLife
Welcome to 30 going on 13.
This quintessential Gen X movie proves that not much changes about being young.