"I have plenty groceries in this house, it would be lazy as hell to order dinner." *opens Grubhub*
"The Mindy Project gave me the confidence to be myself and go for what I want."
*runs out of hot water because I couldn't pay my utilities*
"Five years? I've got about the next two and a half hours planned..."
Hangover in your 20s: Literal death. (No, this is not dramatic. It is death.)
"In my day..."
Do you have a summer duvet and a winter duvet?
When you catch your own spider, even if it did take a 30 minute motivational talk and a whole lot of screaming.
There's nothing worse than forgetting you have plans after work, and then remembering.
One thing they all have in common: They all make you wonder, What are you even doing with your life??
Life is like a box of pizza.
More sleep, less drama.
Ya'll are the conductors of this express.
Sorry Mum for throwing all your Tupperware out, I never realised how expensive it was.
Just you, your suitcase, and the globe.
"My only goal when getting ready to go out in public is to make sure a teenager doesn't take a discreet picture of my outfit and meme me."
You're both very mature for your age, and you both hate crowds.
Welcome to a world in which your hangover lasts more than just one day.
Crafting > clubbing.
Your shower doubles up as a graveyard for shampoo bottles.
Swiper, no drunk swiping on Tinder!
This adulting thing isn't easy. Let's see if we're all failing at it together.
Ladies, prepare to be broke AF but still feel oddly satisfied because LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF.
Tell me those three magical words – LAGWA DI ATTENDANCE <3 <3 <3
"Sometimes the best part of the day is imagining what I'm going to eat when I get off work."
Like "Don’t let anyone tell you millennials are the worst."
Everything's OK here. Move along.
BRING. ON. THE. UNSOLICITED. ADVICE.
There's a lot more arguing about mould and bills than in any sitcom you've watched.
It's a whole new world.
"Breathe. It’s only your mid-20’s. You’re going to be alright."
Because you can't experience anything new at 31.
Pope: "What is at stake is our own dignity." Me: "Same."
"What about some french fries?"
"Mga kabataan talaga ngayon..."
The craft of pranking.
"DATING HACK: instead of texting back right away, wait three days, then assume he's dead."
"It's FINE — that's the level of passion that a rug warrants."
Fingers crossed you don't bump into anyone you know.
Dysentery isn't the only thing that can kill you.
When you're looking for an adult then realise you are an adult.
"I literally have no idea what I'm doing with my life," said every 20-year-old ever.
Do you know how to empty your hoover?
Less awkwardness, more farting.
High. Bye.
"In a 2 hour lecture, you bes' believe my pants are unbuttoned."
Based on this Quora thread.
There's cramps... and then there's CRAMPS.
Organized silence.
2016, here we come.
