You still have all your trophies from when you played Little League.
The “Hi, I’m extremely hot and therefore you will ignore all of my bad traits until you just can’t handle it anymore” guy.
Oh, you're 29? PROVE IT!
Do you sometimes suffer from 2-day hangovers?
"I have plenty groceries in this house, it would be lazy as hell to order dinner." *opens Grubhub*
"The Mindy Project gave me the confidence to be myself and go for what I want."
*runs out of hot water because I couldn't pay my utilities*
"Five years? I've got about the next two and a half hours planned..."
Hangover in your 20s: Literal death. (No, this is not dramatic. It is death.)
Do you have a summer duvet and a winter duvet?
When you catch your own spider, even if it did take a 30 minute motivational talk and a whole lot of screaming.
There's nothing worse than forgetting you have plans after work, and then remembering.
Life is like a box of pizza.
More sleep, less drama.
Ya'll are the conductors of this express.
Sorry Mum for throwing all your Tupperware out, I never realised how expensive it was.
Just you, your suitcase, and the globe.
"My only goal when getting ready to go out in public is to make sure a teenager doesn't take a discreet picture of my outfit and meme me."
You're both very mature for your age, and you both hate crowds.
Welcome to a world in which your hangover lasts more than just one day.
Crafting > clubbing.
Your shower doubles up as a graveyard for shampoo bottles.
Swiper, no drunk swiping on Tinder!
This adulting thing isn't easy. Let's see if we're all failing at it together.
Ladies, prepare to be broke AF but still feel oddly satisfied because LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF.
Tell me those three magical words – LAGWA DI ATTENDANCE <3 <3 <3
"Sometimes the best part of the day is imagining what I'm going to eat when I get off work."
Like "Don’t let anyone tell you millennials are the worst."
Everything's OK here. Move along.
BRING. ON. THE. UNSOLICITED. ADVICE.
There's a lot more arguing about mould and bills than in any sitcom you've watched.
It's a whole new world.
"Breathe. It’s only your mid-20’s. You’re going to be alright."
Because you can't experience anything new at 31.
Pope: "What is at stake is our own dignity." Me: "Same."
"Mga kabataan talaga ngayon..."
The craft of pranking.
"DATING HACK: instead of texting back right away, wait three days, then assume he's dead."
"It's FINE — that's the level of passion that a rug warrants."
Fingers crossed you don't bump into anyone you know.
Dysentery isn't the only thing that can kill you.
When you're looking for an adult then realise you are an adult.
"I literally have no idea what I'm doing with my life," said every 20-year-old ever.
Do you know how to empty your hoover?
Less awkwardness, more farting.
"In a 2 hour lecture, you bes' believe my pants are unbuttoned."
Based on this Quora thread.
There's cramps... and then there's CRAMPS.
2016, here we come.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Photoshop and a lot of other stuff.
Signed in American Sign Language by America's Next Top Model winner, Nyle DiMarco.
Most men, anyway.
It's about time we got a “raising both hands in celebration of finishing my gift wrapping” emoji.
All I want for Christmas is... some money to play with after rent is paid.
"I'm 36 and I'm still so scared of going on dates." Courtesy of Whisper.
Where are the mocktails at?
Creepy clowns are never OK. OK?
"So you can update your Instagram and Facebook, but won't text me back?"
Sorry I can't go out tonight, I have a date with my bed.
Walk into the club like, "what up I have to leave I think I just saw my ex".
I could start saving to pay off my HECs or I could spend $500 on Splendour in the Grass instead.
"It feels like I'm swimming in an ocean with no idea which way to go."
Thanks for the meme-ories.
Life is hard, man.
Your shared lives...visualized.
"I take my fish oil vitamin with red wine, playa."
Too damn real.
"Marilyn, what drugs are you doing?" "Birth control pills!"
Sometimes the heart just wants what it wants.
This is the time you've been waiting for.
Not really lovin' it, but trying.
Things would be easier if rosebud or motherlode worked IRL.
Hello stepladder, my old friend.
You're terrible, Muriel.
Because, sweetie darling, Eddy and Patsy are the ultimate eternal twentysomethings.
You're now closer to 30 than 16.
Hilary is you, you are Hilary.
"Yes, I need this $500 Vitamix."
"Is it true that if u pluck a white hair three come to its funeral?"
How am I meant to save up for a house and pay off my HECs at the same time?!
Essential reading for anyone who ever plans to get naked with another person.
"Don't even say the word 'Jaeger'...I may vomit."
For when you feel like a plastic bag, twisting through the wind.
Your university years, with #NoFilter.
"Realizing I am older than any of the characters on Friends."
You would be a morning person if morning happened around 1 p.m.
I'll have a vodka latte to go, please.
"Once upon a dream..."
As told by SpongeBob.
For those who "woke up like this – flawless."