Tweets
16 Times Twitter Told The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth
"I won't eat for 22 hours and be like, 'Damn, why am I so lightheaded right now?'"
19 Jokes About Donald Trump's "Perfect Phone Call" Tweet That Are Actually Hilarious
Feat. Mean Girls, Drew Barrymore, and Lionel Richie.
21 *Chef's Kiss* Tweets About The Final Four Episodes Of "The Circle"
SPOILERS, OBVIOUSLY.
17 Hilarious Tweets That Prove People Need To Stop Sleeping On Disney+'s "Encore!"
"Joker is for little, empty-headed babies. If you want to see something truly bleak and psychologically disturbing, watch Encore! on Disney+."
The 2020 Academy Award "Best Picture" Nominees Were Announced, So Here's A Bunch Of Jokes About Them
I'd like to thank the Academy...and also, Twitter.
19 Jokes You'll Only Enjoy If You're Simultaneously The Best And Worst Employee
We are friends until 5 p.m. After that, IDK who you are.
28 Hysterical Tweets From The First Two Weeks Of 2020
"Go ahead and get in the pond since you wanna act like a silly goose."
18 Of The Funniest "Baby Yoda Problems," Because Even The Internet's Sweetheart Has Problems
Baby Yoda has problems just like you, only cuter.
24 Hilarious "Bachelor" Tweets From This Week
ChampagneGate.
People Are Sharing The Biggest Problem They Have With Their Name, And Some Are Funny, But Others Are Infuriating
"What's the biggest problem you have with your name?"
Jerry Harris Is Hands Down The Best Person From "Cheer" On Netflix
Jerry for president.
32 Tweets About "Cheer" On Netflix That Perfectly Sum Up Allll Of Our Feelings
We can. We will. We must.
14 Tweets About Being In Your Twenties That Are Too Real
"Oh, so you’re in your twenties and you DON’T have a crippling caffeine addiction? Grow up."
19 Jokes About Straight Dudes That Are As Hilarious As They Are Accurate
"Straight dudes think wearing striped socks is a personality."
17 Tweets That Prove The World Hasn't Completely Gone Down The Toilet
Take a breather and enjoy.
16 Tweets About Weighted Blankets That Prove They're Truly Magical
If I can't bring my weighted blanket, I don't want to go.
19 Funny Tweets About Being Aged 20-25 That Are, Unfortunately, Way Too Relatable
"This is the generation of looking 14 but actually being 22."
17 Jokes That Will Make Tattooed People Giggle, Then Sigh
"If your tattoos aren't stupid, you're a f**king nerd."
22 Tweets For Anyone Who Is Currently Addicted To Watching "The Circle" On Netflix
Message: Why do I love this show so much? SEND.
Clare Is Legitimately The Worst Name To Have And Here Are The Tweets That Prove It
Or, you know: Claire, Clar, Clair etc.
15 Maps, Graphs And Charts That Help Explain Australia's Current Bushfire Situation
The size of the fires is now more than 82 times the size of Singapore.
18 "Cancelling Plans Is Okay" Memes That Are Only Funny If You've Seen Way Too Many Movies
"Cancelling plans is okay. Faking your own death is okay. Making it look like your husband murdered you is okay."
26 Jokes About Olive Garden That Prove It's A Very Special Place
"My compliments to the microwave."
16 Tweets That Are Just, Like, Really, Really Peak Dumbledore
Hermione: *Saves world.* Dumbledore: Well done, Harry!
Kobe Bryant "Explaining" Has Become A Hilarious New Meme
"Me explaining that just because I take forever to text back, doesn’t make it acceptable for you to do the same."
22 Hilarious Reactions To "The Witcher" Because It's My New Favorite Show
Me, for the next decade: Oh, valley of plenty! Oh, valley of plenty!
23 "Little Women" Tweets That Are Extremely Accurate
"I'm about to sue Greta Gerwig for emotional damage."
17 New Years Resolution Tweets That Had Me Cackling
"my new year’s resolution is to put my clothes back on the hangers after i try 8 different outfits outta the closet lol"
18 Hilarious New Year's Eve Tweets I Can't Stop Laughing At
"Congratulations to all those couples that will celebrate New Year’s Eve together. As for me and the person reading this, the Lord is our Shepherd."
31 Hysterical Tweets From This Month That've Gone Viral
"Baby Yoda implies the existence of a Sporty Yoda, Scary Yoda, Ginger Yoda, and Posh Yoda."
19 Tweets By Teachers That Made This Year A Little More Funny
Every week has seven days, except the last week before winter break. It has 192.
These Tweets About "Uncut Gems" Are Almost As Good As The Movie Itself
"Uncut Gems ended 20 minutes ago, and I still have enough adrenaline to lift a car."
Just 16 Really Funny Tweets About Babu Frik, AKA The Best Character In "Rise Of Skywalker"
Babu Frik is the best thing about "Rise of Skywalker." I will not be taking further questions.
Read These 23 Tweets From Women This Week If You Want To Have A Little Laugh
"Sorry but 'tender and mild' is an absolutely nuts way to describe a baby you’re not trying to eat!"
Literally Just 50 Of The Funniest Marvel Jokes From 2019
"My favorite part of Endgame was when Remy from Ratatouille came on screen and saved the day."
27 Of The Best Tweets And Tumblrs About Luna Lovegood And How No One Deserved Her In "Harry Potter"
I hope there's a spell for Luna to fix her back after carrying the series for all these years.
15 Funny "As A Treat" Tweets For You To Scroll Through, As A Treat
"Boyfriends can have a little of your fancy face wash, as a treat."
Twitter Is Reacting To President Trump's Impeachment And You Have To See It For Yourself
"So do we say 'happy impeachment' or 'merry impeachment?'"
43 Of Emma Chamberlain's Tweets From 2019 That Are So Good I Just Might Tattoo Them On My Face
"Half of my camera roll is just screenshots of my lock screen that I accidentally took."
18 Hilarious Christmas List Tweets That Also Made My Heart Grow Three Sizes
"I really scratched off world peace for Hannah Montana tickets".
25 Tweets From This Month That Actually Made Me Snicker At My Desk
"I thought I liked seeing movies, but turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me."
17 American Christmas Traditions That Are Kinda Weird To Non-Americans
"Why do Americans eat roasted marshmallows and potatoes with their Christmas dinner? I'm disgusted."
18 Jokes About Job Hunting That Prove It's Actually The Worst
Entry-level job postings be like...
19 Funny Christmas Tweets That Are Blowing Up Twitter This December
"Christmas is really in two weeks and everyone’s gift is still at the store 😭"
21 Jokes That Are, Honestly, Better Than Sex
"Have you ever had the scissors slide through wrapping paper?"
35 Lil Nas X Tweets That Pretty Much Won 2019
"Why not people just beep horn so people in front of them will move??"
Just 17 Really Great Christmas Tweets
"Final exams are the true nightmare before Christmas."
14 Funny Internet Posts To End Your Week On A Very Good Note
"Oh, I REALLY needed this!" —You, reading this post.
15 Funny Tweets About Holiday Texts From Exes
'Tis the season!
People Are Losing Their Minds Over How Hot Cardi B's Bodyguard Is, And I'm One Of Them
Cardi B’s bodyguard could crack me like an egg and I’d say sorry.
50 Jokes From Gay Twitter That Prove We Shared Some Great Laughs In The 2010s
"If you cried at the kitchen table doing math with your parents, you're gay now."
Here's What The World Tweeted About The Most In 2019
From Marvel movies to the K-pop explosion, here's what the world tweeted about the most in 2019.
16 Jean Shopping Tweets That Are Almost As Uncomfortable As Jean Shopping
"Trying on jeans in the fitting room is an extreme sport."
20 Climate Change Jokes That'll Make You Laugh Because They're 100% True
"Not using plastic straws is the thoughts and prayers of climate change."
18 Tweets You'll Only Understand If You've Been To Costco
"I wish someone looked at me the way some folks look at those Costco samples."
16 Jokes About "School Of Rock" Because It's Hilarious AND Educational
"When Jack Black said, 'You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore,” I really felt that."
24 Tweets Every Fanfiction Reader Will Get
That's Hugo Award-winning author to you!
14 Hysterical Things That Happened On The Internet This Week
It's Baby Yoda's world and we're just living in it!
21 Tweets That Are Hilariously Relatable If You've Ever Taken An Uber
"Yo, everyone wanna act rich until it's time to call the Uber."
31 Of The Funniest Tweets About Spotify Wrapped That Even Apple Music Users Can Laugh At
"Wrapped is just a vibe check from Spotify."
15 Tweets That Perfectly Capture The Law School Experience
What, like it's hard?
100 Tweets From The Last Decade That Will Make You Snort-Laugh
Twitter has been around for the last decade, so here are the tweets most likely to make you chuckle and say, "That's good."
The First Teaser For "Black Widow" Is Here And So Are All Of The Jokes About It
"I’d let Florence Pugh and Rachel Weisz push me down a flight of stairs..."
41 Cat Posts From 2019 That Are Pretty Darn Purrfect
Here's to more chonks, floofs, and smol beans in 2020!
37 Funny Tweets That'll Make You Laugh So Hard, You'll Cry
"Dudes be tryna bend you all crazy during sex, like calm down before I fart."
19 Tweets About College Professors That Are Hilarious And Real As Hell
Prof: Thamks — sent from iPad.
17 "So You're Telling Me A..." Jokes From Twitter That Made Me Laugh Pretty Hard
"So you mean to tell me that a shrimp fried this rice?"
21 "Schitt's Creek" Jokes For Anyone Who Knows It's A Masterpiece
"Does anyone else bark commands at Alexa in the voice of Moira Rose from Schitt's Creek?"
20 English Major Tweets That Might Not Be Grammatically Correct, But They Sure Are Funny
"Oh you're an English major? Name every word."
15 Would You Rather Tweets That Are More Difficult To Answer Than They Seem
Sprinkle-covered pickle or chocolate-covered Cheeto?
50 Tweets That Made Women Piss Themselves With Laughter In 2019
"Your salary is just your company’s monthly subscription of you."
20 Times Twitter Dragged Men To Their Demise This Month
"Women just get it. And men don’t. Won’t elaborate."
22 Jokes About Thanos In The "Avengers" Movies That Are Pure Comedy
The Avengers attacking Thanos while he was making breakfast really resulted in so many jokes.
17 Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny
HAHAHAHAHA.
19 Tweets About The 2019 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade That Are As Funny As They Are Festive
Choose Your Fighter: Al Roker Vs. A Man Dressed As A Stick of Butter.
These Are The 100 Best Cat Tweets Of The Decade
In no particular order...
19 Funny People Who Are Really Happy Their Ex Is Their Ex
My ex: "I want you back." Me: "My mom said no."
23 Tweets You Can Laugh At Without Waking A Baby Up Because You Don't Have One
Baby??? I don't know her...
21 Jokes About "Friendsgiving" That Prove It's The Best And Also The Worst
"Friendsgiving but it's a Taco Bell potluck."
28 Times Men Got Called Out On Their Crap In The 2010s
It's been a good decade for feminist comebacks.
14 Hilarious Memes Of Lizzo's Incredibly Tiny Purse
We don't deserve Lizzo or her tiny purse.
17 Book Jokes That Are So Clever And Funny That They Deserve An Award
"For me, the most relatable character in Pride and Prejudice is Charlotte’s little brother who declares that, were he as rich as Mr. Darcy, he would buy many dogs and turn to alcoholism."
19 Truly Great Tweets About One Of My Personal Favorite Shows, "Storage Wars"
The only type of wars I like.
I Just Learned What "Watermelon Sugar" Means And I'll Never Hear Harry Styles' Song The Same
"The joys of mutually appreciated oral pleasure."
16 Tweets That Perfectly Capture The Agony Of Running Into People From High School
Please don't talk to me, please don't talk to me.
21 Food Opinions That Are So Controversial They Make Me Want To Slam My Fists And Throw A Chair Across The Room
"Lettuce is crunchy water."
18 Jokes About "Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace" That'll Remind You That Nobody Likes That Movie
"Once more, with even less feeling." —George Lucas to every actor in Phantom Menace.
32 Tweets From 2019 That Are As Funny As They Are Relatable
"'Why tattoos? You wouldn’t put stickers on a nice car.' Ma’am I am at best a 2003 Corolla."
18 Funny Theater Major Tweets For People Who Know It Should Be Spelled "Theatre"
It's OK, I can make fun of them because I was one.
I Laughed At These 19 Great Thanksgiving Tweets And I Think You Will Too
"Fun fact: The most powerful person in any family is the person who tells the other family members what to bring to Thanksgiving dinner."
14 Hysterical Things You Might Have Missed On The Internet This Week
The Cats movie really is the gift that keeps on giving!
Everyone Has An Ezra Koenig Tweet That Matches Their Zodiac Sign — Here's Yours
"Look upon my prettiness and despair!" — Ezra Keonig, Aries.
21 Tweets That'll Make Anyone Headed Home For The Holidays Giggle
I am an adult, but also I need my mommy at all times.
21 "We Are Not The Same" Tweets For Anyone Who Needs A Good Laugh
"You're on his mind. I'm on his nerves. We are not the same."
Which Classic Hilarious Thanksgiving Tweet Are You?
"My mom made everyone get out of her picture with the food because 'ain't nobody help'."
23 Jokes About Business Majors That Are So Funny, Even They'll Laugh At Them
"Do business majors deserve rights? Let's discuss."
22 "I'm Gonna Tell My Kids" Tweets That Literally Had Me Howling
I'm gonna tell my kids to mind their business, first of all.
Here Are The Best And Funniest Tweets About "Baby Yoda" On "The Mandalorian"
"He protec. He atac. He also take nap."
