Sometimes it's your day, and sometimes it's really not.
Ariana Grande's giving all the ~presidential~ vibes.
"At least wearing a mask covers up the acne I’ve gotten from wearing a mask"
Well, that was awkward.
"Maybe if I dress up as an iced coffee for Halloween she’ll post me on her story."
Well, those brownies certainly were...something.
Celebrating Halloween in 2020 is a little on the nose, don't you think?
BRB, laughing through all my tears.
"Mambo No. 4,87"
People Are Convinced Mariah Carey Is Releasing A Christmas Song With Ariana Grande And Jennifer Hudson After A Cryptic Announcement On Twitter
Is Mariah Carey about to save Christmas 2020??
Pic 'n' mix frozen potato products anyone?
*Presses "Unsend" frantically.*
Paris is for cheese lovers.
Wer günstig kauft, kauft zweimal.
*opens another AO3 tab*
We just want to spread JOY.
Nine months down, three more to go.
"I’ve gone from not knowing what a florentine is to judging their lack of snap in record time."
That was certainly a showstopper of a first episode.
Caillou is a menace to society.
I am part of all this lesbian culture.
We don't talk enough about how awful Ezra was.
The nurse will see you now.
The pain is real.
"🤣🤣🤣🤣" — Me, right now.
"Swear to god if this brings back zoom quizzes I will riot"
Me, not having to imagine: 🙃
The end of an era.
Give us the goods so we can laugh too.
"Das Wichtigste in einer Beziehung ist, dass man dieselben Menschen hasst."
"I asked my son to turn down his music and he 'OK boomer-ed' me, so now we're turning off the Wi-Fi for a bit."
14 Years After Steve Irwin’s Death, Robert And Bindi Irwin Share Heartfelt Tributes Remembering Their Father
“You’re always in my heart.”
Where is the lie?
"It's so fluffy!"
Four more months to go.
"My problem with masks is that they cover my nose ring which is basically all I've got going for me."
Ein paar davon nehme ich sehr persönlich.
"Indian pirates be like aye haye captain"
27 Jokes About Robert Pattinson's Look In "The Batman" Trailer That'll Have You Laughing All The Way To Hot Topic
Catch The Batman at a Hot Topic near you.
"LMAOOO!" — You, reading these tweets.
Are these memes the Beacons of Gondor? Because they're LIT.
Ever considered using empty alcohol bottles as home decor?
I hope whoever invented the ice cream sandwich knows they're loved.
Has anyone figured out what to do when everyone's singing happy birthday to you?
Please excuse the mess, we just moved in two years ago.
My boss overheard me calling my elbows "thirsty boys" while applying lotion.
LOL, remember when everyone was making bread and doing puzzles?
The books can't prepare you for everything.
"To the boys, I love you so much, and I couldn’t be prouder of everything we achieved together."
BRB, I'm sobbing.
The ways guys "apologize" is too on the nose.
Turns out College Board was just cake all along!
Look around, look around, at how lucky we are to have memes right now.
Meet Shakira, Freddie Mercury, and Tofu.
Are you more Twitter or Instagram? 🤔
Why don't y'all stop licking your lips and use some Carmex...????
Parents to these kids: "What made you think that?!"
"I'm gonna be honest with y'all, I am NOT feeling fly like a G6."
"Pizza Pizza is still in business because of their creamy garlic"
Further proof that Michaela Coel is amazing.
"Why do you rewatch this like you're running out of time?!" —My concerned roommates.
Eliza's gasp at the end absolutely destroyed me.
"Hermes be like ‘I know a spot’ then put your package in the bin"
TIL Nintendo Wii games are vintage!
This one's for the generation everyone ignores.
Parents to their kids: "Where did you come from?"
🎵 All I need is you and me, in my hometown. 🎵
You're walking down the street, then you think of these tweets and laugh.
"RIP to my plant. i tried man u know that"
Six more months to go, y'all.
Spoiler Alert: You should still be wearing your mask.
How did I not know these things?!
A Home Depot gift card = a chore list.
*Gets addded to close friends* *blushes*.
"When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen man that pressure is unreal"
Here's to all the dads out there: May your thermostats forever remain untouched.
K-Pop Fans Are Flooding The "White Lives Matter" And "Whiteout Wednesday" Hashtags To Drown Out All The Racist Tweets
"Anyway, one of my fave fancams from tour to spam this stupid hashtag."
Guilty as charged, your honor.
"When I said I wanted Kylie Jenners life I didn’t mean when she was pregnant with Stormi and didn’t leave the house for 9 months."
You're a real TVD fan if you weep over "Skinny Love" by Birdy.
No, I'm not this sweaty from exercise; I just walked two blocks.
Me: I'm so bitter about how "Gossip Girl" ended. Also me: Time to rewatch for the sixth time!
"Does every Indian fridge have a half-cut lemon in the door compartment?"
Siri, play "No Ordinary Girl" on repeat for 12 hours.
We really shouldn't be laughing, but...