"Today a student asked me for an extension because, and I quote, 'Ya girl is going through it.'"
Just a reminder that Spirit Halloween is always there to fill the empty store fronts in our hearts.
Man, there sure are some funny people out there.
"Lesbians scamming men and staying together is my favorite film genre."
"Once a T-shirt gets turned into a pyjama top there’s no going back, can never wear it outside the house again."
Scared Students Are Using An Anonymous Twitter Account To Blast The Lack Of COVID Protocols At Their University
At Belmont University, a private Christian college in Tennessee, students and faculty members are resorting to anonymous Twitter accounts and articles to criticize what they believe are inadequate COVID restrictions.
"If you over 18, baby it's time to put Snapchat down."
What are the Emmys if not awards season persevering.
It's that time of year again!
"Please don't tell the barber to put that heart in your hair bro, you’re 23."
It's been a long, hard winter for Australians and this is the first moment of pure joy we've had.
I think everyone got the "cuando yo me muera" guilt trip at least a dozen times during their childhood.
It's scary but also hilarious.
"Oh, y'all wanted a twist?!" —James Wan, apparently.
"Imagine having Nicki Minaj as your momma and Rihanna as an auntie."
One can only hope to come back as a Bookstore Cat™ in one's next life.
"A juul is just an adult binky."
Laughing and crying at these.
"Excited for Gladys to announce our little treat. Even though we have food at home."
"The British public voted for Brexit & Boris like what do y’all expect".
"Visiting my blocked list to see how the inmates are doing."
24 Reactions To "The Green Knight" — One Of The Best Movies Of The Year (If You Ask Me, The Person Writing This Post)
Witches! Wonder! Dev Patel lookin' fine as hell while yelling at a fox!
"Do caterpillars know they’re going to turn in to butterflies or do they just wake up one day like wtf I am stunning?"
"The 'How did you get to work today?' question on the Census form can go fuck itself."
This series really should be called "BFF Island".
Glad most of us are feeling humbled.
From the Tonga flag bearer to #PhelpsFace.
Normalize normalizing things.
"*Jigsaw voice* Hey bestie."
People On Twitter Are Sharing The Truly Wild Stories Of How They Met Their Spouses, And It's So Wholesome
"I was a weapons inspector at a Soviet missile factory, she was a translator."
Unlike the characters in the movie, these jokes never get old.
We all need this laugh.
Only lesbians will know.
Sharing funny tweets is caring.
"Your mid-twenties are for googling how to use retinol."
They're all real, I promise!
"WELCOME TO EARTH!" —The Declaration of Independence, probably.
"Gaslighting anyone who thinks they recognize me from high school."
"Shannon is gonna lose it and look directly into the camera for help soon."
He made a $100,000 donation to the LGBTQ+ youth suicide prevention organization The Trevor Project.
He is the only man allowed to post pictures of himself holding fish.
"These '20s aren't roaring, man."
23 Tweets That May Just Relieve Your Hay Fever Symptoms – They Definitely Won't, But Let's Laugh Through The Tears
"When are they announcing the roadmap out of hay fever?"
"Ideally, I’d love to pull a Carrie Bradshaw and throw my phone in the ocean and sleep for a week."
"Normalize leaving after the first red flag. I won’t do it, but you guys should."
AP Staffers Demanded To Know Why Emily Wilder Was Fired After A Conservative "Smear Campaign" Over Her Pro-Palestinian Activism
"Wilder was a young journalist, unnecessarily harmed by the AP’s handling and announcement of its firing of her."
23 Deleted Taylor Swift Tweets That I Revisit From Time To Time Because It Shows Her *Real* Personality
Once upon a time, Taylor Swift was always tweetin.'
"He dumped me, so I'm dating his landlord. We increasing the rent tomorrow."
To tweet, or not to tweet: that is the question. 💀
22 Tweets About Things Kids Today Would Never Understand That Are Equal Parts Too Real And Nostalgic
You just had to be there.
Common sense might not be so common after all.
"Don't gaslight because it's over. Girlboss because it happened."
"Eating a takeaway when it’s bright out feels illegal for some reason."
"As if this year could get any worse, I just met a baby named Heidi."
In fairness, a pie floater does look like Satan sneezed on a Four'N Twenty.
If only I had the budget of HGTV couples.
There's a hole in my heart where Borders used to live. :/
These hit a little too close to home (that we can't afford to buy).
"It's a whole concert. We got lucky tonight."
"Kids today will never know the struggle of blowing in a cartridge until you are light-headed."
It's so wholesome that the world loves how cooked we are.
"Poor Aries. Y'all did not deserve two pandemic birthdays."
People Gave Brendan Fraser Tons Of Praise On Twitter For Being A Wonderful Person, And The Whole Thing Was Super Wholesome
Brendan Fraser in The Mummy will forever be a masterpiece.
"First day as THE FALCON!!!!!"
They love a good "zap" and "nuke."
"Hey is the Suez Canal really slow for anyone else right now?"
"Everything is temporary but ICSE vs CBSE is permanent"
R.I.P. my free time. I know you would've loved these tweets.
For all the hoomans out there.
The water level of American toilet bowls is downright criminal. Why are you people shitting in a pool???
We all need some comic relief.
"Marriage or Mortgage will dig up your grandma and pose her in the living room and be like, 'Doesn’t this feel like home?'"
"Where’d they get all these RBG’s?"
Why yes, I do have double D's — Direct Deposit.
"I just wanted a cup of tea but then I asked if anyone else wanted tea and now I work in catering"
The Internet Is Making Lots Of Jokes At The News That Instagram Is Launching A "Lite" Version Of Its App
"Does Instagram Lite have less calories than the other competitors?"
I can't believe it's been a year.
"Thought I was doing a BuzzFeed quiz but turned out to be my tax return."
Mis papás me dieron la vida, pero Marla y Fran las ganas de vivirla.
"All the way down."
I will not be fooled again!
We all need a good laugh.
"People born 1995–1997 are neither millennial nor Gen Z. We are the Drake generation."
"It's always 'wyd' and never 'yhbmbas [you have bewitched me, body and soul].'"
*sobs to "One More Time"*
We all need a good laugh.
BuzzFeed Came Out With An AI-Generated Lover Quiz, And Twitter Is Cracking Up At Their New Soul Mates
"Honestly? I'll take it."
Because it's just another day.
"You can take my skinny jeans from my cold, dead millennial legs."
I'm concerned that so many people have only just discovered NZ is not located in Europe.
¿También te quedaste esperando a que saliera la Rosalía?
"Is this why we haven’t gotten the ending to Divergent?"