"It's so cold that my heart actually feels warm today..."
She's putting those 74 million followers to good use.
"He really did do this."
There's always a Mohanlal dialogue for every situation.
"You are a fat piece of shit."
Also, it's freaking beautifully done.
"Phone is at 3% apologies if I drop out."
It's a brilliant day for absurd politics on either side of the pond.
~In 140 characters or less, and stuff.
"Delete your account, dissolve your company and take a vow of silence."
According to Rocket News, Japanese men forced to work during the holiday period are literally being given a leg up.
"Allan's voice is so annoying it makes me wish I was deaf."
Sliding into your DMs like HEY I LIKE YOU.
The Hashtag Glove uses voice-recognition and conductive fabric to help you tweet hands-free.
Plus the 18 worst Super Bowl fails ever, the 12 highest-rated comedies streaming on Netflix, and 27 spelling errors people keep making on Twitter.
The legal system is struggling to adapt to social media. *innocent face*
Because Brit was once on Mars, remember? They have a lot to talk about.
The president preempted our friends over at Now With Alex Wagner today to make sure you knew that your parents are supposed to be aware of #hashtags these days.
Twitter has been famous or infamous (depending on your point of view) for getting people in hot water. Tweet at your own risk!
Hashtags are the most condensed form of social media snark.
2010 has been quite the year for tweets. While news was breaking, people were tweeting and tweeting and tweeting some more. Here are the most tweeted about super topics of 2010.
This is pretty accurate.
I have to hand it to Fox 4 in Dallas/Fort Worth, this is actually kind of funny. But it's a totally inappropriate way to cover a kidnapping and homicide.
These days, musicians never seen to stop tweeting. Here are the best music tweets of the past week, courtesy of Billboard.com
Now you can wake up with all of your Twitter Followers! Thanks to Crowded Ink, for $15 you can buy a custom mug jam-packed with the profile pics of everyone you follow. Really awesome, or incredibly creepy? you be the judge.
Blossom tweets and somehow has less followers than me (and I've even been Danny DeTweetoed!) That ain't right, you guys. FOLLOW BLOSSOM!
The maker of the iPhone Twitter client, Tweetie, just released a desktop version for the Mac.
If the Odyssey were written via Twitter.
Fighting against bad tweets.